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“I was a very responsible teenager and asked my first gynecologist how to make losing my virginity-not that it matters, but to my loving boyfriend of over a year-less painful. I'm still traumatized, and it's been 12 years.” - Moon C. I felt so violated and shaken, I bought myself expensive shoes afterward. Apparently, she did rectal exams during check-up appointments without any explanation or warning. “I went to my usual medical group for my annual pelvic exam, so I thought I knew what to expect-but I had a different doctor. I was so young, and it wasn't really a question since Charlie had already taken up residence on my shoes, so I sort of nodded. I'm in a gown, feet in stirrups, when she breezes in and cheerfully asks, ‘Mind if Charlie joins us?’ I look down, and Charlie is her fluffy white dog. “I was 18, and my doctor was out of the office, so I went to the other woman doctor in the practice. I was single with no partners but wanted an IUD so I could work in the developing world without worrying about birth control access.” - Christina E. “When I first tried to get an IUD five years ago, the gyno I went to had never heard the acronym STI and said he couldn't give me an IUD because of my ‘transient’ lifestyle. RELATED: 11 Ways to Keep Your Vagina Happy and Healthy
When I told the gynecologist that, she said, ‘Where did you get that, the Internet? You can't believe everything you read online.’ And then I had to be all, ‘No, actually, I got that from a personal conversation with the head of the National Institutes of Health’s (NIH) immuno-oncology department, who specializes in cervical cancer. In addition to getting a laser conization, I also wanted to go off hormonal birth control because it interferes with the body shedding the HPV virus. “I went to a gynecologist who diagnosed me with cervical dysplasia. Warn a girl before you start punching her in the cervix!” - Christina T. My new gyno is great-except for the surprise colposcopy I had to have at my last visit. She was also my mom's gyno and started every visit by asking me if I was ‘behaving.’ I'm pretty sure she also asked my mom if I was ‘behaving.’ My mom says that was all harmless, but I see someone else now.
“My first gynecologist told me that she wouldn't give me an IUD unless I was in a committed, monogamous relationship, which I chalk up to slut-shaming. We asked real women to share the details of gyno visits gone wrong, and it’s safe to say that although some are funny and some are scary, they’re all doozies. One day you might leave after an especially informative chat with your doctor, brimming with useful information and “I’m a woman, my body is awesome, hear me roar!” emotions. It can be used genuinely, maybe when you’re feeling pretty! But it is also perfect for passive-aggressive messages.Going to the gynecologist is never the most pleasant experience, but some visits are better than others. (◕‿◕✿) is, much like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, applicable in almost any situation. What will be the Next Great ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ? Use this post as a reference for copying-and-pasting.Ī classic. In 2016, take the pledge to use more kaomoji more often. While some basic kaomoji - the shruggie, the crying face ( _ ), the happy face (^_^) - have been adopted by the internet’s prosumer category, it’s time to close up the kaomoji gap and make America great again.
Why use kaomoji? They’re more elaborate and more expressive - and also more practical: You don’t need to tilt your head to the side to read them. Kaomoji are, of course, Japanese-style emoticons, first imported to U.S. While the shruggie, meant to represent a person offering a resigned shrug (just look at it), is one of the true linguistic gifts of the internet era, there’s a whole wide world of kaomoji out there waiting to take the U.S. For too long, Americans have been using the “shruggie” - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - for all of our emoticon needs.
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